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When you're in slight distress and go to the bathroom for a wee: not because you actually have to go, but out of comfort. Biological procrastination.
Why does Mike keep on going to the bathroom every 10 minutes?
He's not ill, just having a pseudowee, because he doesn't wanna write his essay due tomorrow
The game people indirectly play when visiting the local kebab restaurant, knowing there's a good one in five chance of getting diarrhea.
"Did you go get something to eat after we left last night?"
"Yeah, but unfortunately I lost the turkish roulette... Was one rough night for sure."
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When you, in the moment, think you just posted the funniest thing online, but have second thoughts and eventually delete it after reviewing it thoroughly, typically by trying to see it from the perspective of the audience.
Wait, did Phil delete his Story, where he argued that Harry Potter shouldn't have been British? I wanted to send that to someone.
I guess he's shitpost backpedalling. I thought it was funny too.