The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily
Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!
Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.