creamer

5 parts vodka/roman coffee
4 parts cream soda
1 part maple syrup

you might think it taists bad but it actually lends nicely
one night i made it trying to smuggle roman coffee out of my house so i put in creame soda and said it was cream soda and meple syrup

dude twhat is that it lookes nasty
take a drink
thats fuckign blazin dude

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arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

emac

a computer made by mac that runs on a g4 it is fuckign awsome so fuck all of you who don't like it

i have had my imac 4 abotu a year and it hasn't crashed, i had my pc 4 1 month and it got a virace and i was never ablke to turn it on again

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second mouth

see also vagina

i got hed from her second mouth dude

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christian rock

Sex
Drugs
And
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

god rocker: yeah god is awesome!!!!!


everyone else: shut the fuck up

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bricking

takeing a huge dump in someone's house that isn't yours

where's john?
he is fuckin' bricking right now, that bastard can't hold it in

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straight edge

a verry bad way to live

don't do starte edge



this has been a public survice announcement from the stoners of america

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