creamer

5 parts vodka/roman coffee
4 parts cream soda
1 part maple syrup

you might think it taists bad but it actually lends nicely
one night i made it trying to smuggle roman coffee out of my house so i put in creame soda and said it was cream soda and meple syrup

dude twhat is that it lookes nasty
take a drink
thats fuckign blazin dude

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arse mint

Someone who is a suck up

Oh your such an arse mint (when someones obviously trying to suck up to someone)

emac

a computer made by mac that runs on a g4 it is fuckign awsome so fuck all of you who don't like it

i have had my imac 4 abotu a year and it hasn't crashed, i had my pc 4 1 month and it got a virace and i was never ablke to turn it on again

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christian rock

Sex
Drugs
And
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

god rocker: yeah god is awesome!!!!!


everyone else: shut the fuck up

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second mouth

see also vagina

i got hed from her second mouth dude

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stoner sport

the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.

me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know

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ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

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