President Trump

1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.

2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.

1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"

"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.

2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"

"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."

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