Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

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Fishpickle

The act of defiling the food of another person, often as an act of revenge. In most cases fishpickling can only be done by a male, but the term can be used in a broader context.

I got wise with the guy taking my order and I think he fishpickled my sandwich when I wasn't looking.