harpsisquish

The act of squishing someone with a harpsichord.

Person) "What kind of lame word is harpsisquish anyway?"
Harpsichord) I KEEEEL YOUUU
Person) OH MY GO-*harpsisquished*

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sqershed

To have one's carbonated drink explode all over them upon opening.

Moron 1)"Oh my GOD, SODA EXPLOSION"
Moron 2)"Ha, sqershed!"

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decookied

The act of losing one's cookies, either to theft or an unfortunate accident.

"Oh, fudge, that crazed young woman just pounced on me from nowhere, and before I knew it, she had decookied me! D:!"

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foodalanche

An occurrence during the process of opening a fridge or similar container and having all the food fall on top of you.

"OH MY GOD, FOODALANCHHHHEEE~" *squished*

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