grifkch

The area in which you aren't married and more important than dating. Like, if shove it in the face of your family members that say or said that you won't get married or be dating just say "Oi, bitch it's my grifkch. Okay. S/he's more than a boy/girlfriend and we're not married yet, so making a grifkch."

Mom: I'm sorry Timmy, you won't get married or have a girlfriend.
four years later
Timmy: Oi, mom, I got a grifkch
Mom: the fuck is that
Timmy: A grikch is when she's more than a girlfriend but she's not my wife. So four years ago you were wrong, okay, I got both.
Mom: Sure........................
Timmy w/ grikch: Yelp, fuck you

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