skittle pass

The skittle pass is a sacred not. It is only ever given to one verbally. Once a straight man/woman is given this pass, they may use the word(s) faggot/fag. Once they say it the pass is gone until given again.

(one may only give one the pass if they as a man have sucked dick and swallowed, or a women has had sex with another woman)

(Gay person): I give you the skittle pass
(Kyle): YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS!

(A shift in the force occurs)

ball jerky

When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.

(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.

The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.

Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?