skittle pass

The skittle pass is a sacred not. It is only ever given to one verbally. Once a straight man/woman is given this pass, they may use the word(s) faggot/fag. Once they say it the pass is gone until given again.

(one may only give one the pass if they as a man have sucked dick and swallowed, or a women has had sex with another woman)

(Gay person): I give you the skittle pass
(Kyle): YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS!

(A shift in the force occurs)

ball jerky

When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.

(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.