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pick me guy

a guy that mocks other guys for assumingly being virgin in public in order to impress girls and gain their attention

person A: a hot woman walks by on campus wow, you look nice, girl! do you perhaps want to come to my place today and have some cozy time?
person B (rival): ahahaha, virgin on my radar! bro, are you dumb?! you're way too forward, and btw she's way out of your league. how can you possibly be so naive and say something so stupid?
person C (bystander): dude, being virgin is normal. actually, you're being the pick me guy here and embarassing yourself. it ain't cool, bro. we all have our insecurities. you can impress without knocking other people down.

by Assigore1312 October 11, 2021

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