Obelix

Obelix is secks god. He is almost as good as Big Bomba. He likes anal.

Friend: Hey you heard about Obelix?
Me: Oh, you mean anal god?

Hangarian

A person who says that they are Hungarian, even though they aren't.

Friend: whoa bro, i'm a Hungarian, i can say 1 word without mistakes
Me: *mutters under breath* Hangarians