Elising

Elising is like the word amazing multiplied by a googolplex of nines.

I can't belive it. That was fricking elising!

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Red Stomp

Jumping to face level of a redneck and kicking them in the face with both feet.

Chris and I were walking downtown and some redneck called me gay because I had a mohawk. I threatened to Red Stomp him, he questioned my ability to do it and was proved wrong. Now he has nice indentation of a pair of chucks on his face.

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Chain E-mail

Mail sent to scare you, or to waste your inbox's storage. They never work and should be considered as offensive as spam.

Jay:I got a Chain E-mail telling me to make a wish and forward it, and by doing that it will come true.
Zach:Yea, did it?
Jay:Fuck no! I wished that people would stop sending me them.
Zach:You got another one then I'm assuming.
Jay:Yea, as soon as I sent it there was another one about dieing if I didn't send it to 56971.3 people.
Zach: HO'SHIT!

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