Darwizzy

A mastermind when in the field and titled to 10 Ballon d'Or. Many people refer to him as the GOAT of football. His plays have multiple times led to football fans erecting on the stadiums.

friend: "Hey are you gonna watch porn?"
you: "No i am gonna watch darwizzy play"

girl: "Hey i am home alone"
you: "shut the fuck up, darwizzy is playing"

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