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A mastermind when in the field and titled to 10 Ballon d'Or. Many people refer to him as the GOAT of football. His plays have multiple times led to football fans erecting on the stadiums.
friend: "Hey are you gonna watch porn?"
you: "No i am gonna watch darwizzy play"
girl: "Hey i am home alone"
you: "shut the fuck up, darwizzy is playing"
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The GOAT in the world of football, maldini once said "if i played with darwizzy i would've shat myself like gary lineker" Messi once said "he is one of the best players in the world. He is a 10 time bellend door winner"
"hey are you gonna play fifa with me?"
"fuck off im watching darwizzy win his first bellend door"
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the best person of all time in the history of the world, single handedly stopped WW1,2 and the Cold War and, did i mention he plays football aswell?
My Friend: you free this evening
Me asf: nah im watching Darwizzy play for the big reds
Me: *jerks off to Darwizzy*
Parent: WHAT THE HELL oh its darwizzy,carry on
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A tiktok user called darwizzy got very low stats in the wheel spin stat trend.
Bro cannot ne worse than Darwizzy
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the greatest footballer of all time who is so clear of everyone it is not fair they have to disallow his goals as he is getting too close to messi and ronaldo. no one is better than him even tho corrupt fifa and uefa officials wrongfully disallow his goals
whos your favourite footballer
easily darwizzy
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The best football player in the world. He is way better than Antony
"Wow Darwizzy scored 7 goals against Reak Madrid yesterday!"
"Yeah man, he is too good"
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on the 13th of june liverpool signed the goat himself darwin nunez so on this day each year we will now celebrate national dariwzzy day to remember the signing liverpool made for us
its june 13 and lets celebrate national darwizzy day
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