Enzo

One italian ass nigga who eats pizza for a living

Wow, Enzo is eating pizza again. Ciao!

Joaquin

This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.