Gaylote

When a man gives another man a handjob until climax, and then proceeds to sprinkle the semen covered penis with some Tajin and cotija cheese. He may also add a squeeze of lime and some cilantro to his liking.

Hey Blain, all these gorgeous LatinX men got me hankering for some Gaylote!

Capybara

A giant South American rodent with an uncanny resemblance to Jay Z.

Yo, ain't that Jay Z? Nah man, it's a just a Capybara.

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Giant Tomato

Another term for rectal prolapse (i.e., when ones bung falls out from too much anal sex)

Dang look she got a giant tomato from all that anal DP.

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Roloff Rugby

When you use a little person as the ball in rugby.

Is Amy (little person) doing a circle jerk of those New Zealander men? Nah, it's just a Roloff Rugby scrum....and wow, what a great kick through the uprights!

Tapir

An uncircumcised penis.

Look at all the smegma on his tapir.

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Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.