A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight
-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!
Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.
Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.
a really bomb girl that has the full deal
damn that girl is such a sheighle, if only i could get with that sexy beast
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C ock
K inda stupid init
This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.
AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)