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Suckabagadixâ¢ï¸ - the one-word, written verb of the phrase "Suck a bag of dicks". It's not trademarked but it looks cooler that way.
Hey, Asshole...Suckabagadixâ¢ï¸
The act of committing suicide while live on camera during a Zoom call or meeting for optimal effect. Mostly committed because the Zoom participant is sick of working remotely and being forced to sit on camera all day.
Did you hear that Olivia got so sick of doing Zoom calls that she committed zoomicide?
Ridiculous, Dorky, Goofball Behavior
Ten of my friends and I all dressed as vikings and went to get meatballs at IKEA just to watch how everyone would react. The public was very impressed with our level of goofballery.
An Orange Creamsuckle is a sex act which involves a person carving a cylindrical hole through the core of an orange, then sliding said orange down the shaft of a penis. Afterwards, you flip a cup of vanilla yogurt upside down onto the top of the penis which is (hopefully) protuding from the top of the orange. If not protruding, see *Micropenis.
My girlfriend hates giving me head because of the bad tastes involved. So, I taught her how to give an Orange Creamsuckle and now we're both happy; she gets dessert and I get the best blowjob of my life. Too bad she still won't swallow #SAD
to go around from one place to another in the pursuit of adventure. To galavant in search of adventure.
I told my Bumble date that we'd galaventure this sunday after a drunken brunch. She's so in!
A condition where someone puts everything off until "tomorrow" or promises completion of a task by the following day but never follows through.
Wesley must have mañanagitis because every time I ask him if he's finished his TPS Reports, he says that he'll turn them in tomorrow.
The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.