Mozambique

English slang for cocaine.
Derived from beak.

Gaz: 'Oi, Phil, what day is it?'
Phil: 'It's Monday.'
Gaz: 'Well, you know what that means.'
Phil: 'Certainly do. Mozam-'
Gaz: 'That's right. Mozam Mondays.'
Phil: 'I'll ring the Delia and get a couple grams of the old Mozambique in for us then.'
Gaz: 'You're my best mate.'

Wholesome

Adjective describing the rare scenario during which a group of adults partake in a social activity that does not involve the consumption of alcohol.

We need to stop getting harpooned every weekend and do more wholesome things together.