Popeyed

When a woman sits on your face, and she’s so large she makes your eyes pop out of your head.

Paul was standing in line for fried chicken when he saw a beautiful BBW and decided to take her home.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.

Adios Huevos

When you either intentionally or accidentally insert your ballz into your anus.

Paul was really stressed out from work, so when he got home, his wife made him adios huevos.

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