Bill Cosbying

When you eat vanilla pudding as your first meal of the day.

"Austin, stop Bill Cosbying and eat the toast I made for you."

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

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