Barkable

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.

Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy

Horny Ape

A simplified way of describing a teenager

Ooga booga, me like pornography because me horny ape

Woofe

The sound a small dog makes.

Haha dog go woofe

Melbs

Something Instagram girls tag when they take a picture in front of a yacht on the pier in St. Kilda

Melbs is the one!

Cashies

An Aussie’s way of saying “Heaven”.

Oh, I found it at Cashies, mate! Where you can find your dreams...

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(Gold Rush)

A way of emphasising a sentence by putting the phrase “Gold Rush” at the end of every statement (Gold Rush). It originates from Death Cab for Cutie’s “Thank you for today” (Gold Rush) paying homage to the song of the same name (Gold Rush) and popularised on the r/deathcircleforjerk subreddit (Gold Rush).

(Gold rush) Digging for gold in my neighborhood
(Gold rush) Where all the old buildings stood
(Gold rush) And they keep digging it down and down
(Gold rush)