barkable

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.

Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*

Barkable

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.

Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy