bass-sexual

a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual

Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!

Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.

Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.

Stock Bitch

Synonym for basic bitch. Can be used on males or females. Stock meaning simple and boring with no unique qualities. Like playing a stock part as a musician.

That guy in the polo and Chubbys is such a "Stock Bitch."