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When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
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A massive horse faced lioness cunt.
Why the long face?
Sorry, pyar Jill Scott vibes today.
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A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...
A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
An extreme tiredness felt by obese cunts when they try and undertake physical exercise.
"I tried to do 20 minutes on the treadmill, had to stop after 10, due to the fatigue..."
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An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.
Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?
Yeah, he'd been the gym.
Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.
The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?
Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.
How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)