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A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
That Anna Friel's character in 'Dark Water' was a proper cumpot, lad.
When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.
Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?
Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.
Sad cunts.
The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.
I see Tits McGee has a new role.
Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...
Nepotitism again, innit?
Yep, a fucking disgrace.
Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.
That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.
A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.
A fatistuta âused to have itâ but has âlost a yardâ.
and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill
Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring âheâs still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."
An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."
An extreme tiredness felt by obese cunts when they try and undertake physical exercise.
"I tried to do 20 minutes on the treadmill, had to stop after 10, due to the fatigue..."
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