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An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.
Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?
Yeah, he'd been the gym.
Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.
The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?
Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.
How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.
That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?
Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...
That's a bonus, mate.
A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.
The practice of consensual anal sex between two homosexual Tories.
Tell me, Montague. Do you desire to play backgammon?
Oh yes, Jeremiah. That sounds marvellous!
Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
A society at American universities for obese cunts.
Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
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