benguin

benguin is a baby penguin who likes to email his mummy. He is a penguin that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.

Girl 1 - "my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"

Girl 2- "girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Benguin"

8👍 6👎

Surge Protector

a socket extension for plugs with an inbuilt fuse that prevents high voltage surges of electricity travelling through the plugs to electronic devices and destroyig them

"dammit there was a power surge in my house last night and my computer went bust, i need a surge protector to plug my computer into so it wont happen again."

11👍 5👎

(v") -====#¬<("v)

one kirby shooting another

dude1: im gonna murk you bitch
dude2: uh-oh
dude1: (v") -====#¬<("v)

27👍 17👎

mousewriting

handwriting with a mouse on a computer (individual to each person, as with handwriting)

Hazel: how did you know it was me?
Ben: i recognised your mousewriting