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A diabetic man who works for a supermarket who has a strange walk similar to that of a penguin ..
Boy 1 : hey why are you walking like a penguin
Boy 2 : hey man because im a benguin
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benguin is a baby penguin who likes to email his mummy. He is a penguin that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.
Girl 1 - "my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"
Girl 2- "girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Benguin"
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a ridicously good looking korean dude who can uphold the greatest amount of suave and smoothness and add up with an enourmas amount of intelligence that Einstien would be proud of
"damn that ben kim is a definite benguin fo sho" - hot girl
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A hyrbid cross between a penguin and a polar bear. It has the head of a polar bear, body of a penguin and the attitude of a polar benguin. It is a generally friendly creature, but in circumstances of extreme hunger it may attempt to eat its own flipper in a perverse demonstration of its inherent identity crisis. The polar benguin resides wherever your imagination dictates.
On our arctic journey we found that the polar benguins were going extinct. Save the polar benguins!
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