Ashad Strat

when you jerk off before playing a competitive match of an fps, with the slim chance of it improving your gameplay.

I'm gonna go do the Ashad Strat before this next game, can't lose plat this time.

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"