Joe

That one guy everyone always forgets the name of.

“Wait, who’s Joe?”

Asexual

Not some weird gender thing, an organism that is asexual can reproduce with itself without needing a sexual partner. The offspring will have the same genetic information at the original, and some examples of asexual organisms are bacteria, which reproduce through mitosis, and strawberries, which reproduce through branching.

Person 1: I’m asexual!
*Person one splits into two identical copies through mitosis*