Drink forgeter

Drink forget·er Spelled PronunciationDuh-rink for-get-er
–noun
1. a person that habitually forgets what drink is theirs
2. a person that regularly forgets they have a drink unfinished and leaves one abandoned for a fresh one
3. the mysterious source of rings in hardwood and other liquid sensitive surfaces

Origin: 2008; drink + -forgeter1
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I need to sort through my trash to find some AOL CDs because James, the world's greatest drink forgeter, is going to be at the party tonight.

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