jersey

In a hockey fight when you reach around behind an opponent, grab his jersey and pull it up over his head, thereby covering his eyes so you can punch his freakin' lights out.

"Did you see Tie Domi jersey that guy in the Leaf game last night?"

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sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

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jive turkey

akin to: sucka, fool, mo-fo

I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.

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Ammo

Redneck bastardization of the term, "I'm going to."

"Ammo tell you what boy!"

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womanese

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

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pusskus

Female sexual organ.

I fucked her in the pusskus.

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sanger

A country hick MFer that cries and moans into a microphone with twangy musical accompaniment.

"Ammo teh you what! That boy is a DANG good sanger!"

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