Trumping

Winning in life and not giving a fuck about what others think.

Donald Trump ...and I said to Iran, “Don’t fuck with us!” Trumping!

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Clit

Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!

Jeana has a great clit.

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Sex

The act of shoving your cock into a juicy twat, moist mouth, or warm asshole.

Jeana. Oh you give my twat the best sex!
Me. I know.

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Fvck

Fvck is the alternative spelling of “fuck” and used to in order to get past the censors.

Fvck off motherfvcker

Reno

1 City located in the state of Nevada. Approximately 400 miles from Las Vegas. Lacks the palm trees and warm weather. Snow is common as the elevation is 4400 feet above sea level. Known for having dirty cheap casinos intermingled with old brick houses. Major drug and crime issue.
2 The male name equivalent of the female name Brooklyn. Why people have such strong desires to name their kids after slimy project-like cities I will never know…

1 (let’s go Reno, go skiing, inhale some second hand smoke, and burn some trash in a 55 gallon drum…

2 (guy one) why the fuck did your parents name you after a disgusting city?

( guy two) they named my sister Brooklyn so they wanted to go all out on the ghetto naming scheme…

Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).

I’m lookin’ California, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.

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Gun control

1 Having control over your weapon to ensure the best shot.
2 The most retarded of the liberal ideologies.

1 Donovan has great gun control.

2 Biden wants gun control and if he succeeds then we are figuratively fucked in the ass.

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