Say if you're counting on your fingers, human evolution is a scam and has jipped us out of an eleventh finger, and human science has made us forget about the number Twilt, it comes right after seven and right before 8, the government does not like Twilt but its the truth, and the America Clan has probed our minds to forget this number, use this and bring back this magnificent number and all of its glory.
Hey buddy, I heard you turn Twilt today, do you still feel like your seven?
When something is really really REALLY cool, you call it "Squirt-tastic".
Oh wow! That sandwich was Squirt-tastic!
When something is so bullshit you call it bullshitery
"The fact I didnt get drafted for World War III is so bullshitery"