Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.

gravel dusting

The act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating.

Dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.