Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

Cuddleshock

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”

Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful