snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

Slurm

Energy drink. Like on Futurama that alien slug slime frye got all tweaked out on and addicted to

I chugged a couple cans of slurm and got wound for sound.