Chonkin

North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.

Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.

Charis

Woke stoked new age car trend, based around yuutooob bred car drivers focussing on social media as platform for generic mic clipping open mouthed laughs at so called 'epic' car behaviours. Frequently found drinking in details and wearing turn up jeans with over priced trainers.

That cocker Yaris is just flippin epic! I recently removed the tints and drifted that fucker round Snets like a total CHARIS!

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ShouldBeFine!

Car modders lingo used to play down the mechanical/financial trauma that will most probably ensue from over zealous 'mods'.

Fuckin hell ya cunt, just straight piped my motor and the dash looks like Vegas on a clear night......phuuu yer what, rip that shite off, haven't you wrecked it? 'nah, ShouldBeFine!', paid a kings ransom for that!