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Chonkin

North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.

Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.

by BillePiper March 21, 2022


Chonkin

Chonkin, chonkin chonkin. Chonkin chonkin.

Chonkin!

by ChonKord November 14, 2021


chonkin

Not knowing what someone is talking about because they have been smoking (weed) too much.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.

I dont know what you are chonkin' about.

by ani.mal.lory April 30, 2008

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Chonkining

Slang for becoming 500+ lbs (becoming chonky)

Did those people just chonkining?

by thegiantflop June 15, 2022


Chonkinate

(Chonkinate)

Give something a cute "Chonk face".

Time to chonkinate this picture.

by Gone, But Not Forgotten October 21, 2021