beoch

Commonly used on the Bevis and Butthead tv show. See bitch

I need TP for my bunghole beoch!

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situationism

a word that describes any situation that is out of hand or abnormal that happens to you and your boys and/or girls.

"holy fuck i can't believe we jacked that dude at 7/11 with a water gun full of piss that was situationism for sure."

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Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

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rents

Your Biological parents, or care takers.

Mom and Pop.

The Damn rents are home this weekend so the party can't be here.

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diabetabeer

any beer of canadian or scandinavian origin that is over 8 perecent

black label supreme, maudite, faxe.
"fuck i drank so many diabetabeers last night i can't stop pissing."

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slimaholic

Aaryn and Kj

There go Aaryn and Kj. Slimaholics

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

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