bingo dab

When a moistened anus is blotted onto another person's forearm (or assorted body part(s)). Often accomplished by pets upon their owner.

I picked up the cat, but the little bastard bingo dabbed me. You got any Kleenex?

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pork chop

A person of Portugese ancestry.

I went to Little Portugal and some pork chop spit in my eye.

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