Turbo Fart

The technique of getting maximum odour and accuracy of placement of flatulence with the use of a hair dryer. Fart in a hair dryer while aiming at your friend in the change room. If done correctly you will not notice any odour while your friend is distressed by a compressed and heated SBD.

"Hey man! You turbo farted and killed Kenny".

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mangiacake

Translation: "Cake eater". A derogatory term used by blue collar Italo-Canadians used to describe commercialized middle-class WASPs. Italo-Canadians would view the typical daily diet of fellow WASP workers to be based on refined white flour and sugar.

Dave: "Yum! Kraft peanut butter and jam sandwiches on Wonderbread and a Coke and Twinkie" for lunch. I've been hungry since my usual double-double coffee and 3 Tim Horton's donuts from this morning. I can't wait to get home and have a Schneider's honey glazed ham and McCaines frozen cake."
Mario: "Dave. Oh. Don't be such a mangiacake. I got a mortadella, tomato and provolone on a pannino and escarole salad. Why don't you come over to my moms and try some of her pasta al forno with veal and dad's homemade sausage and wine."

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drop a nut

Another name for a hernia, specifically a scrotal hernia. Exaggerating that an extreme hernia would blow out your scrotum and make your testicle fall to the ground.

"If you pick up that anvil, you're gonna drop a nut"
"I dropped a nut carrying that sofa"

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Silly Rabbit

Calling one silly in a nice way. Originates from the Trix commercial where the rabbit gets caught about to eat Trix cereal.

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids."

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