Shplendered

“When you are concerned of one’s health because of what they just said”

“The way Jason has been acting has me a little shplendered”

“I know I’m Shplendered too”

Murf

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

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