n00berey

the act of being a n00b and/or acting like a n00b.

expirinced gamer 1: god, i wish i could report him for n00bery.
expirinced gamer 2: im banning that sob from our server for n00berey.

1 dump clog

What happens when you take a praticularly large poop and it clogs the toilet without the assistance of toilet paper. only can be achived by few, but possible.

Last night when i had too much taco bell, i took a 1 dump clog. though i reached an unfathomable peak and was proud of it, i still had to stay up all night to try to unclog the damn thing.