Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.

Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”

hailee steinfeld

hailee steinfeld is the most beautiful woman in the history of this planet. her face shines like a star that you need sunglasses to look at her. she is an actress but also a singer and her voice will make dead people alive and become zombies but don’t worry, they will be cured as soon as they see hailee steinfeld and her charming face. sometimes she posts pictures of her on the Sns and those can be used as the cure for any virus such as covid-19, flu and even the HIV! she’s also got the perfect personality that some people often wonder if she’s actually an angel who’s descended to this poor planet to cure end all the deadly viruses. but she’s so humble and she will never use her beauty as a weapon, ever! some researches have even showed that hailee steinfeld is the reason why people are immigrating to america- yes, to meet her!! also there is a rumour where the aliens are invading the earth just to see her. hailee steinfeld is the most beautiful, perfect, humble, caring and thankful angel- i mean goddess- in the whole universe.
also btw kate bishop played by hailee steinfeld is the best character in the MCU and they better make another season for hawkeye otherwise they will turn into oranges and cucumbers and they won’t even have eyes to look at hailee steinfeld and get cured. so they better start filming now!

person 1: yo have you seen hailee steinfeld
person 2: ofc bro, she cured my HIV for the 7th time now
person 3: damn, for me i got cured from the covid-19, it’s for sure much better than injecting disinfectants
person 1: yeah, btw i’m gonna start studying hard now, i wanna go to an university in la and meet her one day, you know that’s always been my dream
person 2: yeah bro, we wish u a good luck man
person 3: yeah my g, never stop chasing your dream ye
person 2: ah now i’m gonna go home and watch hawkeye season 10 finale, it’s finally over
person 3: oh yeahh, bro y’all remember when the directors of the MCU almost turned into vegetables without eyes lmaoooo
person 1: lmaooo how could i forget, thank god they didn’t just finish hawkeye with one season only
person 2: yeah ikr, yo hailee steinfeld playing kate bishop is the cutest thing ever
person 3: ye mate, we’re so lucky to have seen her at the concert in the wembley stadium last time, it was like having sex in my eyes and ears
person 1: nah fam, it was better than sex
person2: yeah, i’d do anything to go back in time and watch it again
person 3: yeah so would i bro
person 1: omg look at the time now, i gotta go study if i wanna meet hailee steinfeld in LA
person 2: oh right, see ya lads
person 3: alright, bye

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