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Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.
I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.
A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.
The Ewok word for vagina, or sometimes the clitoris.
Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Leia, you got a date for the "We Just Killed Thousands of People Dance" now. Pick you up at 7:00. And save Yub Nub for me. Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too! I'll see you at 7:00.
Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.
The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.
A description of a photograph of someone's face unintentionally frozen in an expression of derp.
Stepping through a blue ray disc of a Disney movie frame by frame reveals a goldmine of derptacular character photos.