Smeggle

At the end of every month (or if they are ever feeling down) , if you are the traditional type , it is strongly advised to give your partner a smeggle. Giving a somebody a smeggle is the act of letting your smegma build up over the course of the month to then use your partner as a canvas to paint a tasteful picture with your smegma. This can be done anywhere, usually the face or the chest, the point of giving a smeggle is to show your friends your smeggles and compare them at the end of the month. This activity is seen as fun !

I give my girlfriend way better smeggles than you man, you need to get better at it if you want her to stay with you.