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A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.
Person 1: Hello, are you ok?
Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.
Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.
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An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.
"Look, that blog post was submitted by Smeggles, he is such a smeg head."
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One of exceptionally low intelligence; a buffoon.
That man is a smeggle.
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A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.
"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"
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When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing
Jonny you down to smeggle later?
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At the end of every month (or if they are ever feeling down) , if you are the traditional type , it is strongly advised to give your partner a smeggle. Giving a somebody a smeggle is the act of letting your smegma build up over the course of the month to then use your partner as a canvas to paint a tasteful picture with your smegma. This can be done anywhere, usually the face or the chest, the point of giving a smeggle is to show your friends your smeggles and compare them at the end of the month. This activity is seen as fun !
I give my girlfriend way better smeggles than you man, you need to get better at it if you want her to stay with you.