kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes

“That dumbass is so political”
“yep that’s kaleb”

Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”

“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer”

“Oh that’s porter”

Literally

A word used instead of “figuratively”

Omg! I’m literally starving!