Bullgeschichte

Noun
bull•ge•schich•te

usually vulgar

FAlSE HISTORY, or fictional historical narrative with no supporting evidence.

NONSENSE,

especially : stupid, or foolish insolent talk

Synonyms
Bullshit, crap, drivel, gibberish, guff, hogwash, nonsense, rubbish, baloney, bosh, bunkum, flim-flam, hokum, hooey, malarkey
moonshine, phooey, poppycock, bullpucky

Etymology

Term coined by the acclaimed author and New Testament scholar Robert M. Price sometime in the 00s. Portmanteau of bullshit and the German word “geschichte” (history).
The result of which is an extremely pleasurable word to say. Try it yourself: bull-ge-shi-j-ta

Can you believe that one billion people actually believe that a man was born of a virgin woman who was impregnated by the Middle Eastern deity Yahwe about 2020 years ago? Total bullgeschichte.

Chastity Cage

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.

A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.

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